Duck Tales

"'ere, who you shagging?!"

2005-10-26T13:39:51Z

(No one bar Lisa will get that title. Sorry.)

But....

Followed by a super special secret gig in our flat to celebrate The Pond's 1st birthday. Expect live bands, DJs and chocolate Rice Crispies cakes.

Cor!

See you there, Duckie Love

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DUCKIE NEWS: Change to Friday's line-up - ROSEMARY now playing...

2005-09-29T11:33:17Z

Unfortunately the Low Edges have had to pull out of tomorrow night's gig at the Barfly. Not to worry though, the wonderful Rosemary have come to our rescue and will now be opening the show for us. Onstage about 11pm.

X

ATTENTION SKINT LONDONERS WITH NOWT TO DO....!

2005-09-27T15:04:43Z

I need four people to flyer for the Barfly for me on Friday night - they'll pay you a tenner each and let you in free, and I might slip you a drinks voucher or two.

I also need someone to do the guestlist from 10pm-2am - obviously you'll miss the bands but you'll be paid £30 and can come in and dance for the messy last hour when we'll be onstage hoping we can still see our records in front of our faces. (This is surely ideal for you Kill City haters ;))

Comment here if you're up for it, and let me know your phone number if I don't already have it.

XXX

Are you feeling Duckie.....?!

2005-09-22T13:35:28Z

XXX

Pink wafers make me delusional...

2005-07-25T13:03:21Z

...I could've sworn it was warm and sunny when I left the house. And that I got stalked from Brixton to Notting Hill. And that i just saw an elderly lady in a cowboy hat, and another in a glittery trilby.

Or perhaps the weather's fucked, there are some weirdos around and it's National Comedy Hat Day For O.A.Ps and no-one told me.

Also, R.I.P. The Six String (formerly The Paradise Bar) - I'll miss you.

X

Ooooh......

2005-07-19T18:19:26Z

www.geocities.com/duckiemusic

They're so pretty...

2005-07-19T17:29:32Z

Further to my photo request earlier - permission to use photos you've all put on your LJs from Duckie nights? If so, if you could comment with a link to the right party of your journal that would be massively helpful. Cakes and credits all round.

X

Does anyone remember Ice Cream flavour Chewits?

2005-07-19T13:20:52Z

Were they limited edition? I really want some.

Picture perfect....

2005-07-19T10:28:30Z

Ello. Little request for you all. Can anyone who's got photos of Duckie Nights/Pond Parties/Duck-related events please send them to me at sophie_duck@hotmail.com? The new Duckie website will be up and running shortly and we want to make it pretty. So that you'll all say, "Duckie is WELL pretty!". Yep. You'll be credited and the like. Thankyoooooou X

Sloganiser!

2005-06-27T14:51:19Z

Boredom, desperate measures etc...

Anyway, sloganiser say Duckiemusic should have one of the following slogans...

Do it with Duckiemusic'

Duckiemusic is the sound of the future.

Food or Duckiemusic? I'll have Duckiemusic

Jesus loves Duckiemusic

Duckiemusic. Impossible is nothing

Duckiemusic is what the world was waiting for

Duckiemusic - enjoy the difference

Don't worry, Duckiemusic takes care

Go farther with Duckiemusic

Make yourself at home with Duckiemusic

Duckiemusic is your safe place in an unsafe world!

Duckiemusic, the secret of women

Oh my goddess! It's a Duckiemusic!

Duckiemusic, better than sex

Endless possibilities with Duckiemusic

Duckiemusictastic!

Oh dear.

Those Dirty Ducks...

2005-06-24T09:24:56Z

Duckiemusic in association with Dirty Sounds
proudly presents...

The Dirty Ducks Alldayer!

NEEDLES
THE BRIDGE GANG
WILLIAM
BEDTIME FOR TOYS
LUXEMBOURG
THE CROWD (ACOUSTIC)
NEBRASKA

DJ sets from DuckieMusic, Dirty Sounds and
Greenwich Pirates

Sunday 26th June @ Brixton Windmill

4 squid entry, FREE BBQ, sweets and more...if
you're not at Glasto there's really no excuse!

See you there, Dirty Duck Love

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Some dirty ducks, yesterday...

Apparently blondes have more fun...

2005-06-23T09:58:41Z

Right, who thinks I should dye my hair brunette? Like the colour it is on the bottom? All of it? Maybe with a hint of red? I do like being blonde, but I've always been utterly convinced it doesn't suit me. It also seems to get me a lot of attention from unsavoury characters. I'm not overly bothered by the latter really.

I pondered this about 6 months ago, then chickened out because i've never had dark hair, and it would be physically impossible for me to go blonde again if I didn't like it. I'd have to grow it out. Which would take, like, years.

So, yes, advice please...

X

The Ducks ROCK!

2005-06-22T13:51:12Z

I'm sorry, what IS this??! I may have to book them...

http://www.theducksrock.com/

Check out the crazy photos!

Hahahahaha....

2005-06-22T13:28:35Z

I am so fucking desperate to type reply to this thread - http://www.funfairs-and-heartbreak.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=655

I must restrain myself, I can't be doing with the consequences.

It is fucking funny though, well done Emily.

X

I guess I kind of missed you whilst you were away...

2005-06-21T12:51:56Z

You know how if you mix all the colours of the rainbow together, paint stylee, you get black? Well, if you mix all the emotions you know together, what emotion do you get? That's my emotion at the moment. It's not black though.

Yes, not really in an appropriate frame of mind to translate any of my thoughts into an LJ entry*

However, I am going to do something very un-me and post a photo of me. This is un-me because I am the most unphotogenic person I know and refuse to believe I look like what I do in photos. This however, proves that I don't look TOO bad post-gig/party/food fight/misbehaviour in 30-odd degrees heat, having made very little attempt to wash or prettify myself and not knowing my photo was being taken. I also look like I am being peaceful and relaxed, although really I was trying to dig a hole with a Coke bottle...

Thank-you Brenda and your magic camera. As more than one person has said "That's a lovely photo. I think it's the flowers..."

XXX

*The fact that I'd rather post a photo of myself than attempt to communicate my feelings says a lot.

A week today!

2005-05-26T12:28:33Z

For Lisa Duck's birthday...

It's expect it'll be a bit of a party. Cakes as standard.

Post your party food requests on here...

I could make jelly...

"STOP THE MADNESS!"

2005-05-18T12:05:37Z

It's all been said.

I still feel physically sick.

Can someone please get Together In Electric Dreams out of my head before I go and walk in front of a bus.

*leaving before I go on an extended rant*

X

Can I get an interesting LiveJournal post please? (A public apology)

2005-05-03T16:52:59Z

I am rubbish at LJ. I knew I would be. There are various reasons that I'm too rubbish at LJ to bother explaining.

In the last month I could have written some seriously entertaining LJ entries. I didn't though, I just emailed Lisa and Phil and Davey and Alex and my mum instead.

I am going to quote a reaction from Phil today:

"Sophie Duck, I salute you.

Absolutely brilliant"

Just so everyone knows I can tell the story of my life in an entertaining manner. Just not on LJ.

I never listen to music at work really and I spend so long trying to decide what mood I'm in that by the time I have my mood's changed.

When something really exciting/significant/emotional happens in my life the last thing I want to do is sit and type it on LJ. I wouldn't mind you all knowing, but I'd rather tell you in person, or in a personal email that is tailored to interest and entertain you specifically, or perhaps reference something that only applies to us.

I know what I mean.

On that dull note I'm off to send someone an entertaining email...

Love you all, sorry for being rubbish at LJ.

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Friendster - strange foreign people - please help.

2005-04-21T12:32:13Z

Ok, can someone tell me what's going on on Friendster. Am I on some sort of recommended slags list or something. In the last fortnight I've received about 10 messages a day from randoms. This is the most recent, but they've all been along the same lines...

"UR TO SEXI BABY
Message: HELLO SEXI, JUST THOUGHT I WOULD
INTRODUCE MYSELF TO U...

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

IM DEEE HUNI, I TINK UR KINDA CUTE N U GOT
A VERY NICE PROFILE, SO CHECK ME OUT
AND LET ME KNOW

PEACE

DEE"

WTF?!!! I've had HUNDREDS of these now. My profile's been viewed about 2303043043 times in the last week. Make them stop please. Thanks

XXX

I will get round to the other stuff soon, I promise...

2005-04-20T12:11:30Z

But for now...

I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they would LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY.

Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.

more to come in a bit but DO THIS thankyouplease xx

Weekend of Death #2 (apparently not dead...)

2005-04-18T12:22:56Z

I have LOTS to tell you about.

For my benefit I will write a list:

1.Luxembourg in Newcastle
2.DJing at Metro Riots and Crash Convention
3.Dirty Sounds gig at the Windmill
4.Pond Party #5
5."JE'OSE IT ALL, JUST JE'OSE IT!"
6.Any upcoming things of interest I should probably tell people about?

I will refer to this later and elaborate. But it was good. Very good.

I LOVE YOU ALL.

XXX

It's Friday I'm in love....

2005-04-08T15:15:27Z

A very pretty man in a sparkly mexican hat just came round to my desk and gave me a half-pint of triple-strength tequila sunrise. Then another. I now have a great big grin on my face and am in danger of telling all my secrets.

Oh dear.

"More!"

2005-04-06T15:30:19Z

Er, yeah, Mr.Mulka has just informed me that Lovell's Wharf have been added to the gig on the 16th, so the line-up is now as follows....

>Cazals

>The Violets

>Lovells Wharf

>Good Shoes

This will give you more time to drink before The Cazals. This is a good thing.

X

Er, who's up for another party then?!

2005-04-05T11:37:17Z

Right, you see the message below that says we're DJing with Dirty Sounds as party of the Dirty Weekender? Well, that's the FIRST leg of the Weekender. The second leg goes something like this:

Saturday 16/4 Windmill Brixton

Cazals

The Violets

Good Shoes

Djs - Metro Riots/Pyrrha Girls

Being The Violets and Good Shoes, and at the Windmill, and the day after the launch of the dangerous DJing duo Dirty Ducks, we thought we might have a little party to celebrate. At the Pond obviously. I think it's Pond Party #4. Apparently the cakes are on Davey, but I'm not so sure that's such a good idea....

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I told you Dirty Ducks were go!

2005-04-04T17:49:20Z

As part of the Dirty Sounds/Rocklands Dirty Weekend:

Friday 15/4 Paradise Bar New X

Metro Riots

Crash Convention

The Frakes

Dj’s – Dirty Sounds/Duckie Music (DIRTY DUCKS!!!)

£3 entry after 8pm and £2 a pint

It's going to be filthy are you're going to LOVE IT!

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